martins basement

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

by nando and nickyd March 5, 2010

Basement Bunker

noun - The lower points of entrance on a male or female

Doug: Hey Carl, how's it going?
Carl: Not too good Doug, I have a doll stuck in my basement bunker

Lucy: Is that snake still up your basement bunkers?
Trish: Yes

by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Beyonce's Basement

The place where Beyonce keeps Sia.

Friend 1: Omg did you know that Sia is trapped in Beyonce's Basement and Beynoce is forcing Sia to write songs for her???
Friend 2: Wow I didn't know that!

by RickyOfDaBay February 25, 2021

basement tan

the pale and milky consistancy one's skin retains after a summer spent playing games on the basement computer

"Check out that kid's basement tan, he most not get out much"

by harold webster June 1, 2006

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.

by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021

Repainting the Basement

The sexual act of spitting/ejaculating into your partner's mouth. Then, the partner with the spit/semen, spits it down the first spitter's butthole.

I just ate hot cheetos, so I had a lot of spit in my mouth, so I asked my bitch if it was cool if I spit it in her mouth cuz she was thirsty. I was astonished when she asked if she could do some Repainting the Basement, but I obliged anyway, and it was worth it.

by hubiedubie February 7, 2013