bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 13, 2017

bashing up

Masturbation/wanking

when a lad decides its time to bash up again

"dude im bashing up, ive gone without for 2 days now"

by ROARroar! June 26, 2009

Bashing Clams

A lesbian love making manoeuvre, also known as scissoring.

"Helen and Vicky hangout together quite often, and in private. Do you think they're bashing clams?"

by Penny board chaos July 31, 2016

bashing it

Making no mistakes ever.

Dude, you're bashing it right now. You're totally not sailing our ship into the beach, or nightmaring it.

by thatonedudefrommixer May 31, 2018

bashing the candle

Of a male, engaged in the act of masturbation .

Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...

*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*

by urbanboy16 May 7, 2016

bashing it

When playing Sea of Thieves and you crash into an island or beach your ship while pretending you are perfect.

Sailor: "Look at me bashing it right now!"
*Sailor then proceeds to hit an island, beaching the boat and causing the boat to get holes in it*

by Noigtmar June 1, 2018

bashing one out

Male masturbation, Having a wank, Stimulation of the penis to rach a climax.

Got excited today and then went home for a wank. I was there bashing one out when the misses walked in.

by Gavdddaa December 30, 2006