Bastard Handwriting

The combination of cursive and printing.

Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.

by Zoneranger January 28, 2007

Fat Bastard

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.

Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"

by Jonesy March 24, 2005

bastard smile

A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.

"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."

"bastard smile, bastard smile!"

by ProudAnarchistFreedomFighter August 20, 2011

Compassionate Bastard

A person who follows the social and political philosophy of Compassionate Bastardism.

A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.

by Compassionate Bastard August 26, 2009

You bastards!

Kyle Broflosky's catch phrase after Stan Marsh says Oh my god! They killed Kenny! (South Park)

Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!

( . Y . )

by The dooshizzle February 4, 2005

Bastard Squad

A fictional television show that is referenced in the 1980s sitcom "The Young Ones." One of the main characters, Vivian (played by Adrian Edmundson) is a punk rocker who is a devoted fan of the show.

Vivian: "Hurray, we've got to get home quick or I'll miss Bastard Squad!"

by RevDrDark February 26, 2009

Bastard carrier

Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.

Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.

The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.

by antiseptic September 6, 2012