It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.
by Killua Freecs January 24, 2016
Get the roadhouse barstool mug.A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.
That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019
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The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).
by B-0110 July 11, 2022
Get the Brighton Barstool mug.1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.
2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.
A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.
Also shortened to barst.
2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.
A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.
Also shortened to barst.
Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!
Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting
Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!
I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!
Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting
Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!
by irretardulous January 31, 2012
Get the barsthole mug.Barstooling is when three men or more penetrate a woman at the same time anal,vaginal, and oral. Occasionally multiple peni in the same orifice,When performing this act the individuals resemble a barstool i.e. The peni are the legs and the woman is the seat.
My homies and me picked up this skank and proceeded to barstool that trick. My crew an me ended up barstooling that ho at the motel.
by Mr. Bigg574 August 19, 2013
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Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.
by esCo February 25, 2003
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