Bareham

Bareham is the last name of a really nice guy. They usually are short and dense, often time's being compared to a dwarf star as he can consume literally all of the truffle fries. If he has this last name it generally means they are shy but are a really good person and cares about his friends.

"You're on a discord server with Bareham?" "Yeah he's a great guy to hang out with"
"Hey you know dwarf star?" "You mean Bareham?"

by CoffeeBagel April 9, 2020

Zoë Bareham

Bath soap potato 💕

Guy: have you see Zoë Bareham?
Girl: yeah I’m so jealous, she’s such a bath soap potato

by Zoeissodank June 3, 2018

basham

verb. to literally 'bash-ham', i.e beat off, whilst writing about it, wang in hand.

"whoa, Rupert, that article you wrote regarding self gratification really was insightful!"

"Yeh it was a fairly vigourous basham session tbh!"

by big_willy_stylz October 30, 2009

barham shit

the smallest and most complete shit in the world!

my apprentice is so great to work with, little bugger tho! hes a real barham shit.

by richard barham May 13, 2006

trinity basham

Also known as Frickin Giant Metal Spoon. A female egg with brown hair, green eyes, and teeth. She is the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Jesus. She is also the mother of Kia Basham. She loves tea and she wants to join the military as a ninja turtle. She is going to marry Daniel Howell. She randomly drinks pickle juice especially late at night like 2am. She is usually sick on Christmas.

Have you met Trinity Basham? She is amazing.

by YouAreMyDad May 14, 2018

bashamed

in foosball, when scoring on yourself, especially shooting from the goalie rod and deflecting the ball back into your own goal from the two man.

We should have won that game, but I bashamed myself and lost.

by David Mortellaro December 9, 2008

Thomas Barham

Cuck.

Thomas Barham is a Cuck

by Bog Boy Jimmy February 27, 2017