Bayonetta Stan

a fan that likes Bayonetta the umbra witch and probably has a lot of edits of her

Person 1:i stan Bayonetta!
Person 2:ew your a Bayonetta stan?
Person 2:yeah and what?

by Ezuckerr! July 19, 2023

Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.

by dean bean machine April 5, 2020

Bayonet

A knife of sorts which is attached to the barrel of a gun. Used extensivly in wars with single shot weapons (i.e. Revolutionary War, American Civil War, ect...)

The current issue bayonet is the M9 multipurpose bayonet.

by KR February 24, 2005

Bayonetta

A stylized version of Devil May Cry but taken on with a more female twist. It's also a term for a girl who is classy as fuck but can use what she got to her advantage.

Yo dawg you play that new. "Bayonetta" game.

Man that girl is so "Bayonetta" every time she comes my way I gotta look back and go Goddamn that chick is so Bayonetta.

by Oberon Sexton October 3, 2010

bayonette

When you fuck a girl and she immediately starts her period.

You shouldn't have bayonetted her.

by Tabooyah November 21, 2010

barometer poop

When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.

Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.

by nonfish September 29, 2014

Barnet fair

Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!

by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007