An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.
James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..
Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
by WordWeasal May 25, 2011
Get the got a Barnsley mug.When something is so bizarrely weird and awkward, that you scarcasticly use the term "Only in Barnsley", said in a tyke accent, to break the awkward/wtf silence
For instance, " A person that is so clearly hammered/high, that they're dancing round in the middle of the street shirtless" that your response is "only in Barnsley, said in a tyke accent"
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Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
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Get the barnsfley mug.Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.
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Get the Barnsey mug.Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!
That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(
I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.
I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.
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Get the Bardsley mug.the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"
anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"
anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"
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