Keyboard Parkinson's 

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

Keyboard Parkinson's by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Parallel Parkinson’s 

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

Parallel Parkinson’s by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

Party Parkinson’s 

Experiencing uncontrollable shakes after a weekend of using drugs and alcohol.

Chance took adderral and drank too much, he got party Parkinson’s, he can’t even eat a sandwich without it falling out of his hands.

Party Parkinson’s by Mobbob May 27, 2019

Peter Parkinson's syndrome 

When you see your uncle die and it causes you to shake uncontrollably

We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.

Peter Parkinson's syndrome by if u know you know January 5, 2022

Trailer Parkinson's

The disease and or symptoms one appears to suffer from in relation to long term drug or alcohol use.

Man that guy is shaking and mumbling like he has Trailer Parkinson's.

Trailer Parkinson's by Neufdog3 March 26, 2023

barfenson syndrome 

someone who has the uncontrolable urge to eat sweet corn and pringles.

this nigga got ole barfenson syndrome

barfenson syndrome by Bushdeednineleven May 8, 2018

brinson swaffield 

Usually has a women named Hailey or Haven, is very attractive, has a big dick and will pound you in without a doubt. He is so stunning all the girls want him, but he only wants one.

Girl 1: OMG! Is that who I think it is? Brinson Swaffield, I swear to god he is so damn fine. I want to holla at him so bad.

Girl 2: Did you see his dick print? That shit was so fat.

brinson swaffield by Badbunny46 October 11, 2020