Barking

A place in east London. When people hear it they singet the song barking.

Girl: hey I live in barking
Boy: I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'

by EastLondonGirl December 26, 2018

Barkinson's

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

Barkumungous

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear

Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"

by LongDukDong January 23, 2009

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Barking Abbey School Girl

A girl that a sket that dealt too many boys and has fat back. She gives head to people in exchange for money.

Barking Abbey School Girl Carolina gave head to lots of boy for lots of money

by Yannis barking abbey May 23, 2019

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009