Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

barbed wire

Used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing.

"Protects the property without destroying the view"

Dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire.

by Xander Parkinson March 2, 2008

barbed asshole

Anal fir the first time

Example:
Yo this girl got a barbed asshole

by Parap93 September 19, 2019

barbed compliment

a small compliment that is presented at the forefront of a hailstorm of insults

Example of a barbed compliment:
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."

by ginger008 June 28, 2021

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

the barbed wire

when you cross your index and middle finger and then cross your ring and pinky all on the same hand. then insert top fingers into a woman's vagina and the bottom 2 in her anus.

Its allllllll in the twist.

by mc June 10, 2004