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glass barbecue

A glass instrument for smoking methylamphetamine. It can be professionally blown or as simple as a light bulb and a pen.
I'm tweaking off my head cos the glass barbecue shattered me.

I was scattered off me head from the glass barby so thought it would be a good idea to cook up some shards in Walmart.
by heathclit December 27, 2011
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Pork Scotch Barbecue

A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.
Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?

Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?

Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!
by Lumpbag May 24, 2009
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Barbecue Bitch

A woman, usually a wife, who takes control of a backyard barbecue and becomes a complete cunt, usually for no reason. She will try to take over the responsibilities of her husband such as grilling the burgers. She makes everyone annoyed and pissed off with her cunty attitude as she parades around acting like hot shit in front of all her husbands friends. She is a sight to see and may act nice on the surface but she is always causing drama to make sure all the attention stays on her.
His wife is really acting like a Barbecue Bitch, I'm gonna grab as many beers as I can and get the fuck outta here!
by Veronica Roxxi April 17, 2016
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Barbecue Remarketing

The act of stealing a barbecue from hard working individuals homes, only to turn around and strip them down, repaint, and repair them in order to sell them at a flea market.
I am in the line of barbecue remarketing. Just steal four at a time so its theft under CAD$1000, and sell them at the flea market. Basically peaches and cake.
by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018
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Syracuse barbecue

If a woman discloses to her friends that she has not had a sexual partner who has been able to successfully bring her to climax, those friends may organize a Syracuse Barbecue, during which they will team up to give the orgasm-virgin her first orgasm.
I'm sorry to hear that your partners have not been able to satisfy you sexually. It's time for a good old fashioned Syracuse Barbecue.
by AustinBoston July 15, 2015
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barbecue

The first thing a cashier will guess if you're buying hot dogs and buns, when really you're just a fucking bachelor.
Cashier: Having a barbecue?
Bachelor: ...no.
by Douglas Young October 27, 2007
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Barbecunion

The act of marriage or performing nuptials combined with BBQ and Beer
I was invited to a great barbecunion! Brisket, Beers and Vows! Ain't nothing better!
by NotDrDre May 16, 2016
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