Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.

The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!

by MC Monka in Da House May 11, 2009

Pussy Barbarian

What your mom has wet dreams about.

Jennifer: What are you doing at my house at 3:00 AM, Spencer?
Reid: Why do you think I’m here?
Jennifer: Oh I know why your hear.
Reid. Do you now?
Jennifer: I need you Spencer!

Reid: Call me Pussy Barbarian, because I’m about to go savage on that kitty.

by Bubba the Gimp January 03, 2021

barbarian wedding

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.

You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.

by CapAp August 09, 2006

Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.

The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.

by M. M. Cooper October 16, 2007

Elite barbarians

The shittiest shit you’ll ever shit. The mere sight of them makes people shit.

Elite barbarians are the best card ever!

by I lik peenis August 04, 2020

Hungarian Barbarian

A person of hungarian origin who is drunk beyond his/her capability.

- Did you see Janos yasterday at the party!? He was a freakin hungarian barbarian dude!

by ChrisSteele April 02, 2008

barbarian mudslide

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.

Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?
Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..
Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.

by Peter Gill August 31, 2007