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baptize your passenger

When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.
Do you want to baptize my passenger?

Can I baptize your passenger?
by speckokecko September 5, 2023
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Like Baptizing A Cat

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022
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baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats
by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
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Baptize

From Greek baptizien:
To affect thoroughly for purification, to renew or establish a relationship with God.

Implication:

Jesus was baptised on the cross at Calgary because He was thouroughly affected by 'the payment of the ransom held by Satan for humanities sin' and His love was purified (void of hate), and humanity could now renew or establish a relationship with Him; God; our Father; our Creator.
"And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’"
John 1:33 NIV
by North Star State of Mind June 2, 2021
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Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else
yooo that kid just got baptized
by zuuk1 February 16, 2022
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