Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

browser bankruptcy

the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.

Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.

by publicjpk December 9, 2008

information bankruptcy

When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.

Bill formatted his hard drive and declared "information bankruptcy"

by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009

Email Bankruptcy

When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.

I am so far behind on email that I am declaring email bankruptcy this year.

by Nick Whitehouse May 15, 2007

bankruptspree

The shopping spree just before filing bankruptcy, where you take all your good cards and max them out and steal off all the cash for filing bankruptcy and spending cash for that vacation you just charged.

Let's hit the mall and get some new sneakers and velvet Jesus paintings some bling for the girls and all the Foul Mouth Al DVD's we can find! I'm buying cause it's my "bankruptspree"

by Honest Al June 8, 2016

Minecraft Bankruptcy

1. The decision to clear out one's entire Minecraft folder and start from scratch, commonly done when there are irreversible conflicts between various mods installed over time.

2. The decision to delete one's worlds in Minecraft and start over with a blank slate.

My Minecraft installation has too many mods and I've run out of block IDs! I tried running an ID resolver mod but that just made it worse. I ended up declaring Minecraft bankruptcy.

by Tyenkrovy January 9, 2012

myspace bankruptcy

you lost your password and you have to start all over. you have to find all of your freidns and get your page just the way it was.

girl i had to file for myspace bankruptcy because i lost my password..

by ladonnamama March 28, 2008