bumford

a crazy kid

see "mcbum"

ahhhhhhh, mcbum...

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Bamfords

Denim trousers that are super short and super tight.

Guy #1: hey mate..do we have to dress formal for tonights party
Guy#2: not sure mate.. ill be rockin me bamfords
Guy#1: i take that as a no then

by Ooodatsme February 25, 2017

banford

Another meaning for cocksmith, a master of all things cock.

That bloke is a right Banford

by Walbach November 7, 2007

bafford

a vagina also known as gifford or prat

man that birds bafford stunk or she had a right hairy gifford or id pull her knickers down and blow a raspberry on her prat

by sausage head April 24, 2008

Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

Barmford

He's good looking, nice and Some you can trust and tell things to and know they wont tell anyone and is always willing to help
i sorted my life out with a

He's a total Barmford

by 17Blax November 25, 2021

bamferd

Badass motherf*cking ER doctor

She’s a BAMFERD.

by BAMFERD April 10, 2023