Bellmore is a decent size town with about 37,000 people and is roughly 30 miles east of New York City. It is divided into South Bellmore (those who live south of Merrick Road) and North Belmore (those who live north of Merrick Road).
We are an upper-middle class town with the average household income at around $115,000. That being said, there are people whose parents make a lot more (ranging from $150,000-$450,000) and generally live in South Bellmore and those who make less ($70,000-$100,000) and for the most part live in North Bellmore.
A good amount of people in our town tend to flaunt whatever money they have, but that is not to say everyone is like that. There are people in both North and South Bellmore like this. There is also some weird "competition" between North and South Bellmore's children with who is tougher and who has more money, however this "competition" is forgotten after the age of 16.
Most of the kids are spoiled in both towns and have extreme attitude/ego problems. These most likely dissipate after college except for the kids who stay on Long Island.
99% of the residents smoke weed, parents included. If the parents don't, then they enjoy their alcohol a little too much. It's fine, though, because they all take their work seriously.
Overall, Bellmore is a good place to live and an okay place to raise a family. It's extremely safe, but your children will act ridiculous for a long while, if they grow up here.
We are an upper-middle class town with the average household income at around $115,000. That being said, there are people whose parents make a lot more (ranging from $150,000-$450,000) and generally live in South Bellmore and those who make less ($70,000-$100,000) and for the most part live in North Bellmore.
A good amount of people in our town tend to flaunt whatever money they have, but that is not to say everyone is like that. There are people in both North and South Bellmore like this. There is also some weird "competition" between North and South Bellmore's children with who is tougher and who has more money, however this "competition" is forgotten after the age of 16.
Most of the kids are spoiled in both towns and have extreme attitude/ego problems. These most likely dissipate after college except for the kids who stay on Long Island.
99% of the residents smoke weed, parents included. If the parents don't, then they enjoy their alcohol a little too much. It's fine, though, because they all take their work seriously.
Overall, Bellmore is a good place to live and an okay place to raise a family. It's extremely safe, but your children will act ridiculous for a long while, if they grow up here.
10 year old Bellmore girl: "But mom, everyone else just got the new Fendi and I want one too!"
JFK or Mepham H.S. Boy: "Don Fuk Wit Me or I'll Break Ya Face"
After College: "Wow! was I that bad when I was that age? Fuckin' Bellmore" (smiles endearingly)
JFK or Mepham H.S. Boy: "Don Fuk Wit Me or I'll Break Ya Face"
After College: "Wow! was I that bad when I was that age? Fuckin' Bellmore" (smiles endearingly)
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Its used only for special occasions. You must wear a top hat while receiving oral sex. Preferably you should have a mustache but its not mandatory. When you blow your load instead of busting in her eye like a jerk you trace around the eye like a gentleman(left eye or right eye it doesn't matter). After this the person looks as if they are wearing a monocle hence the name Baltimore Gentleman because i believe that gentleman in Baltimore wear Top Hats and Monocles.
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1. No concept of township. Everyone lives in communities surrounding the city
2. Extremely wealthy (everyone drives an BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, etc and lives in a monstrous house)
3. Private schools with huge campuses, old mansions and castles for classrooms, and millions of dollars in endowments (schools arguably better than most colleges)
4. Pastel colors such as hot yellow, pink, green, baby blue, in addition to plaid pants and multicolor belts
5. Polo is the only thing to wear (Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake by real Baltimore standards)
6. Lacrosse is life and the MIAA is the best in the country with lax games drawing hundreds of people and the MIAA championship drawing 1000s
7. Kids could drink from their first days in high school and we are good at driving drunk
8. House or field parties every weekend
9. Its called Beruit not beer pong
10. Preakness and Hunt Cup
11. Ocean City
1. No concept of township. Everyone lives in communities surrounding the city
2. Extremely wealthy (everyone drives an BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, etc and lives in a monstrous house)
3. Private schools with huge campuses, old mansions and castles for classrooms, and millions of dollars in endowments (schools arguably better than most colleges)
4. Pastel colors such as hot yellow, pink, green, baby blue, in addition to plaid pants and multicolor belts
5. Polo is the only thing to wear (Abercrombie and American Eagle are trashy and fake by real Baltimore standards)
6. Lacrosse is life and the MIAA is the best in the country with lax games drawing hundreds of people and the MIAA championship drawing 1000s
7. Kids could drink from their first days in high school and we are good at driving drunk
8. House or field parties every weekend
9. Its called Beruit not beer pong
10. Preakness and Hunt Cup
11. Ocean City
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BOYS SCHOOLS
Calvert Hall College High School
Loyola Blakefield
Boys' Latin School of Maryland
Gilman School
St. Paul's School
Mt. St. Jospeh's
GILRS SCHOOLS
Roland Park Country School (RPCS)
Maryvale
Bryn Mawr
St. Paul's School for Girls
Notre Dame Prep (NDP)
Garrison Forest
Mercy
Mt. De Sales
Oldfields
St. Timothy's
CO-ED
McDonogh
Friends
Park
John Carroll
BOYS SCHOOLS
Calvert Hall College High School
Loyola Blakefield
Boys' Latin School of Maryland
Gilman School
St. Paul's School
Mt. St. Jospeh's
GILRS SCHOOLS
Roland Park Country School (RPCS)
Maryvale
Bryn Mawr
St. Paul's School for Girls
Notre Dame Prep (NDP)
Garrison Forest
Mercy
Mt. De Sales
Oldfields
St. Timothy's
CO-ED
McDonogh
Friends
Park
John Carroll
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