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Balestined

The co-opting of causes to make them your own.

Stealing an identity, creating false narratives, and perpetual victimhood.

Mooching off the civilized world to create absolutely nothing but hate and destruction.
The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.
by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023
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Balestined

The co-opting of causes to make them your own.

Stealing an identity, creating false narratives, and perpetual victimhood.

Mooching off the civilized world to create absolutely nothing but hate and destruction.
The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.
by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023
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balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.
“Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”
by Fismail February 17, 2025
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balentino balentine

This is a saying often used on Valentine’s Day when referring to other couples as a way of teasing them. This is often used in a loving non-hateful context.
“Wow, okay i see the roses he bought you! What’d you and your husband do for Balentino Balentine?”
by Fismail February 17, 2025
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Baljeet Lamar

Baljeet Lamar is a very powerful person born in Malaysia, he has been voted for president of Malaysia for 2028. Baljeet Lamar is also a built different Uber Eats driver.
"Baljeet Lamar is gonna deliver your food."
by Pixel, Lite March 7, 2025
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Balentine

Balentine is when it is valentine's day but you dont got some girl to be with....so you get your hb (basically galentine for boys)
Person 1: hey man I lwk suck at talking to women...would you be my balentine not in a gay way tho
Person 2: sure why not wouldnt hurt nobody
by Adamduc February 11, 2026
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Dirty Baljeet

When a man has a sensual experience with glitter in the bumhole.
Light some candles and get the Dirty Baljeet on.
by Girloppositeyou November 23, 2020
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