Baldito

What CrankThatFrank decided to call the Banditøs

“We’re not Banditøs anymore. We’re BALDITOS.” ~CrankThatFrank

by Bandito394 May 29, 2019

Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"

Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending

by tormiee July 16, 2021

Baldi

That one freakin’ teacher with that one freakin’ ruler that smacks that one freakin’ part of the body that I shall not mention.

Welcome to Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning!

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

baldi's basics

A game deciding to suck the life out of you by combining the monotony of school with the frustration of rage games.

Joe: hey have you played baldi's basics?
Bob: Screw that.

by SmartsoEdi June 12, 2018

Baleigh

Baleigh is a very beautiful person who doesn’t know it. Baleigh is going to do great things in life and probably be famous, whether it be small town famous or Beyoncé famous. She/he is very generous and very strong. She/he has the voice of an angel and does her best to make anyone smile, even if she isn’t smiling. Their sense of humor is impeccable and one of a kind.

She seems just like Baleigh.

That is such a Baleigh thing to do!

You sound like a Baleigh.

by big_lot5_87.boiii January 4, 2019

baldie

a bald headed person, typically a man

Hey baldie, where you going.

by Light Joker May 26, 2007

baldilocs

Nickname for someone that is going bald

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!

by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014