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Bald Moment

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.
Zach had a bald moment when he kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Zach had a bald moment when he solved world hunger.
by Oracle of all oracles April 15, 2010
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Baldrick

Noun: From the popular character Baldrick in Britis sitcom Blackadder. Baldrick's defining feature is a kind of innocent stupidity. Therefore, someone who makes honest mistakes on a regular basis might be described as a baldrick"
"Blackadder:Baldrick, what are you doing?
Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder: I see. And What are ou carving?
Baldrick: I'm carving Baldrick sir.
Blackadder:Why?
Baldrick: Well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there's a bullet with yur name on it, I thought if I owned thee hullet with my name on it I'd be safe, because I'll never shoot myself...
Blackadder: really? Pity...
Baldrick:...and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed."

Anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.
by Sam Baynham November 28, 2003
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Badria

A name for girls meaning the moon in Arabic. Every girl named Badria is smart, loyal, knows how to have fun, and a friend everyone wants to have.
My best friend is so cool, she should be named Badria!
by Kim Walsh July 1, 2011
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Badriya

Badriya are mostly arab girls or those of arab decent. They're pretty chill and cool, but damn they never lose an argument. Also, don't piss of a Badriya, because it will come back to bite you in the ass.
Person 1: Damn! Why is Ian all bruised up
Person 2: He didn't agree with Badriya
Person 1: ohhhh. that makes sense
by shoomshoom May 27, 2017
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bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
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bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.
by larrydavid July 21, 2006
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Bald Wraith

Usually associated with Apex Legends. Bald Wraith is a catch all term for any TryHard Wraith player.
Every time I solo queue, the champion always seems to be a bald Wraith with a diamond badge, a 4K damage badge, and a 20 kill badge.
by L1M1TL3SS RANG3 October 28, 2020
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