El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 10, 2004

crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017

the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost March 8, 2016

Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

Baldino

A Baldino is a very sexy man of Italian decent with a great body, amazing personality, and big nose. He is stalked and obsesed over and is large if you catch my drift. Ladies love him and Guys adore him. usually plays baseball

Dude you see that baldino, he just macked on four ladies fo sho

by frank the tanks December 14, 2007

Baldino

The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.

1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.

by the supreme man June 28, 2009

Booty Bandito

1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty

2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place

Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!

by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006