Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

by Not so shorty August 25, 2012

baggage weed

When a guy has a grip of weed and wants to hang out and smoke, but you don't want to chill with him.

Evan: Hey man, Tyler's gunna bring some weed.
Paul: What?
Evan: Yeah, but he needs somewhere to crash tonight.
Wyatt: Yo dawg, that's some baggage weed.

by Sizzzurp January 17, 2010

butt cheek baggage

When a girl is wearing short shorts and her butt is hanging out of the bottom

Look at a waitress at hotshots. She definitely had butt cheek baggage!

by mattaubi March 22, 2015

Baggage

The way your pants lay on your shoes, or the way your socks are folded.

That guy has really good baggage

by Baggage mcgee August 26, 2019

meme baggage

Anything unnecessary in the meme, that the meme would be left the same or made better if it weren't there

All these watermarks are unnecessary meme baggage

by Crow404 May 17, 2018

Goodie Baggage

Noun
A matter regarding a person’s past that can affect their current disposition in a positive manner:

Heathy habits, perks, positive relationships, uplifting colleagues, or healthy dynamics etc.

Person 1: I think I’m going to leave the company because of all the baggage with my department and toxic colleagues.

Person 2: Hey what about the goodie baggage? Think of all the positive things that you’d be leaving behind as well.

by That's Grand April 10, 2021

Baggage Claim

Newly dating someone with issues. Bringing emotional baggage to the table.

Oh you mean her? Yo Derek went straight to baggage claim son!

by turbo911 June 8, 2011