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Mexican Bean Bag Toss

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!
by kirby floyd April 21, 2014
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I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.
*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
by DallasIsDown February 3, 2018
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meat-bag

An immortal adjective coined by the fictional droid HK-47 in the Star Wars universe.

The adjective came into useage after the droid referred to an apprentice of Darth Revan as such. Finding it highly amusing, the Dark Lord permanently programmed it into the droid, providing a basis for many comical lines throughout the game.

The word is meant to be used derogatorily. It should be kept in mind that this word is restricted to robotic verbage, and the effect, when uttered by a human, is negated to the point of "nerdiness".

The term "meat-bag" means one who is composed of organic parts. The implication being that, as sensitive and fragile organic beings, we cannot simply exchange our entire inner-workings easily, nor preserve them until rust consumes them.
"Master, let me kill the insolent meat-bag; why, this conveniently placed screwdriver could easily puncture his vitals in less than a milliclick . . ."
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mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead
Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode
by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010
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I need a medic bag

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.
*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."
by DallasIsDown January 24, 2018
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Melon Bag

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.
by Jesperz January 2, 2011
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Mexican Speed Bag

When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.
Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.

Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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