Baumd Taunk

The origins of this word stem from the words "BAMD" and "TANK". BAMD refers to a specific type of vehicle primarily a Sand coloured Pontiac Sunfire with a special license plate. The TANK originally referred to the character "Tank" in the famous movie "The Matrix" - the operator with multiple computer monitors. However, due to the special colour of the car (which allows for greater camouflage to the enemy when in combat in the desert), along with the word TANK, this was how the phrase BAMD TANK was born. Through the many years this word has been used in many languages and the combined accents have resulted in the phrase "Baumd Taunk". Since this special vehicle is considered a "tank", this particular Sunfire is also modified with a special turret found in the German Tiger Tank from World War II.

FS: I want to sit in your Baumd Taunk so we can go eat the best Maniccotti in the world!
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.

by dabaddestboy August 4, 2009

elise bauman

A badass who is in love with a broody gay vampire on the web series 'Carmilla'

Elise Bauman should go ahead and marry Natsha Negovanlis. They're the real 'otp'

by Elise Bauman September 15, 2016

Burning Baum Bush

A sexual phenomena in which the friction between the pubic regions of partners during intercourse causes the pubic hair to spontaneously light on fire, resulting in a noxious odor and a burning hot sexual experience

My torrid love affair with Enrique resulted in a trip to the hospital after his fervent thrusting caused me to have a burning baum bush.

by myburningpudenda November 14, 2006

Baumer day

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.

Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day

by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011

Baum Bomb

An alcoholic beverage made of unreasonable ingredients.

Did you see the quadruple espresso Brit dropped into her beer last night? What a Baum Bomb!

by MarcusA June 5, 2017

bajum bajum

The words (Bajum Bajum) are sacred words.

The phrase originally started in the Critter M7 Geek analogy. Meaning true high spirit

Do you want to go fishing Bajum Bajum

by UntendedPoison July 2, 2022

Eric Bauman

The devil behind ebaumsworld. Steals content from other websites without permission and puts it on his website to get more hits, and more money. Suprisingly, some people were completely unaware of this until http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com launched.

Eric Bauman is a money hungry asshole.

by CheezNapkin July 16, 2008