Babysitting

the act of holding your blunt for an extended period of time without taking a hit from it, or hogging the blunt during a rotation with your smoke circle.

I was babysitting my blunt for a while before my next hit.

"yo pass that, you been babysitting it for minutes" "oh my fault, my fault"

Babysitting by Stoned Boy Steven December 23, 2025

Babysitting the pusi 

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

Babysitting the pusi by Quacii June 21, 2019

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

babysitting a text by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

Bittorrent Babysitting 

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

Bittorrent Babysitting by smurfyman April 5, 2010

virtual babysitting 

Supervising a child via FaceTime.

Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!

virtual babysitting by bobo76 September 27, 2014

mexican babysitting 

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .

Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .

mexican babysitting by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022

Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”

Bagsy Not Babysitting by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023