A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.
Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.
Chad: That's gross.
Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.
Chad: That's gross.
Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.
by megapixel2000 May 21, 2009
You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket
by BreezyRang February 14, 2018
Calendario made the whole hood mad just cause he wouldn't buy tin foil. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY THE TIN FOIL. J.J. and I would be like "THIS SOME ROSEMARY'S BABY SHIT!" I never fucked J.J. but tbh I would now however I am already Tones' wife lol okayyyy byeeee.
by kcsknowsbest February 07, 2022
shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
by infinitybinge November 22, 2018
by Apple seed November 29, 2019
A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.
by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019
is what you call someone or something that smells like raw suidge and makes you wanna physicaly heave!!
by eggwardo August 04, 2009