Baby

Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.

Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.

Baby by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp January 29, 2016

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Baby

Newborn, infant.

A name of endearment.

Marsha; Baby-Hon, take your break

Saints; walk away and takes her break

What a cute baby!!!

What's her name?

Baby by Saints September 20, 2003

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baby

The result from a broken condom. Also a bundle of joy...until you realize that they are bomb full of smelly substances, and are capable of exploding at any moment.

oh shit, fred, were having a baby.

Man, this baby just peed all over my nice new blouse!

baby by Ciderow July 24, 2006