Blossom is the female genitailia. pussy
by Ben Stohlen May 8, 2008

A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.
by jogape August 20, 2013

by sarsfieldk May 20, 2014

THE most ICONIC and LEGENDARY character to ever grace screens. She deserves a hug bc the writers did her dirty
"Cheryl Blossom's going to have some serious back issues when she's older."
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
"What? Why?"
"From carrying that entire show on her shoulders!!"
by cauliflowerpizzacrust January 9, 2020

1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.
by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016

A hairy taint.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.
Mentioned on Colbert Report
Can often lead to dingle berries.
by Maxi G March 10, 2010
