Belgium

home of the french'd fries, also produces some of the best beer and chocolate in the world. Also home to lots of cats in the northern, dutch part, and lots of trees in the southern, french part.

I like belgian chocolate, it's so belgium-ish and chocolaty!

by redharvest August 1, 2011

Belgium

A country where 59% speak Dutch, 40% speak French and 1% speak German, which had a problem about having a government during 532 days, whose beers are the best of the world, where sweet historical cities like Ghent and Brugge are located in, also whose royal dynasty is ridiculously German rooted.

Belgium's new king is Philippe I.

by awelley May 3, 2014

belgium

one of the greatest swear words in the known galaxy. see a book in the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy series.

that froidian guy is so belgium that its funny.

by Darth Ganon May 13, 2005

belgium

1. A European country that is most commonly recognized for its Belgian waffles
2. A small town in Wisconsin north of Milwaukee. It's a farm town with less than 2000 people and nothing to do.

1. Damn skippy, I wonder if the Belgian waffles are better in Belgium.
2. I'm so fucking glad I moved away from Belgium when i was 12, the mall was an hour away...the Belgian waffles at the restaurant "Hobos" were good though.

by Cecelie August 9, 2006

belgium

A certain country.
That made the EU.

Person 1: Hey bro! Where you going man?
Person 2: Belgium
Person 1: Not my bro anymore bro

by ihhqwe February 22, 2017

belgium

An inappropriate word that you must never say to someone that is not from Earth; somewhere along the lines of the word "fuck", but worse.

"Shut up and go to belgium!"

"Get that belgium out of here, he's pissing me off."

by Anonymous 42 February 22, 2008

belgium

A place where people milk cats.

"There is nothing more grey and uninspiring than the great cat dairies of Liege"

"Why do Belgians have small hands?"
"Why? To milk cats of course."

"Don't ask what makes the chocolate of Belgium so tasty"

by SamOfDelaware January 7, 2009