Bear

A man is considered a Bear if he is hairy, well-built, hyper-masculine, with this strong body and appearance, yet with a heart as big as his chest.
He does not have a 'camp' bone in him. He has a tendency to growl in his sleep and during other bed activities. He is unashamed of bodily-function noises. Practicality dictates his fashion tastes. A Bear man is every straight man's gay fantasy!

Did you see that stud? Damn, he's one hot Bear!

by jaxcub September 8, 2009

Bear

The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris

Fuck yeah to bears!!!

by F meister May 18, 2006

bear

Many people get this wrong, but the real definition of a bear when referring to a person is someone with an angry attitude but under control, someone so manly that they are beyond man, but a good man all around. The term can be used for females, but it means in a sense that they are protective mothers, but are also tendering. A prime indicator of a bear is being enraged with scary fury during debates and hot topics because they have no tolerance for stupid and primitive people. Steven Colbert is right to fear bears, but they only attack when they have a reason.

Guy 1: "Christo is a fucking bear! Did you hear him growling at Emma during the class discussion?"
Guy 2: "Well, she deserved it. She didn't want stoners to breed. No sense of personal freedom with her."
Guy 1: "Well, she should count herself lucky for Christo holding himself back. He wanted to maul her face off!"

by Christo Bear March 11, 2010

bear

Bear is gay slang for: the hottest possible creatures special invisible to my horny ass that is made of unicorn hearts that burst out of my dick hole and Grindr is not working so im depressed... a lot like a student that is doing drugs because of school makes me sad as fuck. Seriously bears are sad because Grindr is also not working cause there are a lot of bears in there. Though I still want their hot white liquid *cum* but I love it :P Anyways cum is cum and it has a lot of healthy nutrients and stuff like that. (Actually might not be healthy) Though I still want much of it

Bob: Damn that bear is really hot
Tim: Yeah but grindr isn't working
Bob: Fuck off Tim

by Horny Mat Slut November 4, 2019

bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

by Kyle April 10, 2003

bear

Trucker's definition: A ruthless man dressed in uniform that loves to shoot radar, eat doughnuts, search cars without a warrant, was abused as a child; a law enforcement officer.

See po-po

Hey northbound, there's a bear taking pictures at the 130 yardstick.

by Fizzorrest March 16, 2005

bear

A very hairy gay man that is bulky or just large overall. A term gay men use for other gay men.

I wanna date a bear so bad, he'll keep me warm all winter ;)

by nalyeeze October 21, 2014