Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.

Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."

by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017

bosmo

(BAHZ-moe) Pet name - abbreviation of 'Boss lady' in its expanded and superior forms:
'Boss to the motherfucking lady', and 'Bosses to the motherfucking lady'.

When a woman gets married, she graduates from 'Baby girl' to 'Bosmo'.

by ghettoqueen January 31, 2009

Bosmotrog 9000

The bosmotrog 9000 is a popular device used for anal insertion, usually vibrates, in the shape of an alien penis.

I was so happy, then she whipped out the bosmotrog 9000.

by DeathYeet6145 January 1, 2021

Bismo

Cing buchacacha s holy book

I love the bismo

by Cing Buchacacha December 18, 2021

bismo

Another word for bad or crappy, chilly expressed. Most of the time the task or thing is exhausting and/or annoying.

This homework was such a bismo!
I am not doing this kind of bismo...
That things seems like it's a bismo

by RedJoy January 28, 2023

Bismol

When something is so horrible, you have to compare it to something even worse. The liquid Pepto-Bismol.

Dude, that school day was an absolute bismol...

by i did a thing June 6, 2023

Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.

"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."

by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011