Basoongasm

When the bassoon part in an orchestral piece is so bold and amazing it causes you to obtain extreme sexual pleasure.

Dude, Brandon played so well I had the best Basoongasm of my life.

by Doraj Kcilob October 2, 2013

Basoon

An instrument that is actually quite amazing and has a rich sweet tone, but no one cares about because it looks like a bamboo stick with a metal pipe and holes. It is obnoxiously expensive and whomever plays it is likley to play multiple instruments and is very talented and smart. I play Trumpet so i wouldnt know

Gavin: Oh whats a Basoon agian?
Me: never mind

by JustHangING November 4, 2018

Basoteaniamensurophobia

The fear of a falling tape, from a tape measure. Known as the only measurable fear.

Everyone thought he would've chosen a different career than carpentry due to his case of Basoteaniamensurophobia.

by Jellyman451323 January 8, 2020

Basophartnzed

Being drunk in a totally inappropriate setting

Megan was basophartnzed in pathology lab, because she went to the bar before class. She was so drunk that her text message to me read "There's spicture of a woman on the projection srceen. She has a weird mouth. Cancer I guess."

by Retarded med student September 15, 2009

basooms

boobs you idiot.

"ha! basooms!"

by lauren September 2, 2003

basoomers

basoomers is another name for breasts or boobs. it is most commonly used in england

woah! check out her "basoomers"!

by NAME!! March 14, 2009

basoo

A type o made by d.ramkovich at 15/07/17 to n.basson name
sound like "suck" in hebrew

danni : Yo bro where u at?!
guy : Im sick dude.. sorry cant come
danni : Oh shit man.. thats BASOO

by Shon12bar July 14, 2017