fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

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Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

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baloon belly

a nasty person who think theirselves pretty/handsome, and like to teasing others and they have large tummy. Only the nasty ones, people who are nice and friendly, even they have large tummy arent a "baloon belly".

"that naughty boy is so nasty!"
"yeah,he's a real baloon belly!"

by C-Flo February 5, 2004

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french hot air baloon

when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.

when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.

by dirty danno June 16, 2009

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