No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.

Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.

by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020

Napoleon's Bakery

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Baker's Folly

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.

To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.

by boatbutter March 9, 2007

Baker 3

It's about to bang y'all over the head, NIGGA.

Watch Baker 3 if you like skateboards, or you are a bitch.

by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

Lachlan Baker

Ranga who gets no bitches. L

Girl: Lachlan Baker is ranga

by I Hate rangas March 28, 2022

Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016