Person 1: I'm a Y.B.S.M.
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: A Young Black Successful Man
Person 2: That's amazing!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: A Young Black Successful Man
Person 2: That's amazing!
by Y.B.S.M. November 30, 2014
Get the Y.B.S.M. mug.person 1: 'OH my gad, Y.B.S.M.'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1: 'Your top.. there's a white liquid on it..'
person 2: 'Oh. yeah my breasts tend to squirt milk..'
person 1: 'eww.'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1: 'Your top.. there's a white liquid on it..'
person 2: 'Oh. yeah my breasts tend to squirt milk..'
person 1: 'eww.'
by 10-year-olds May 16, 2008
Get the Y.B.S.M. mug.- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by worldgoesround June 10, 2010
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You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010
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You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by thankgodforuswillyou June 12, 2010
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Get the s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t mug.B.Y.O.F.S or Bring Your Own Fucking Shit is the way to respond to the office mooch when he wants to come to a party you are having.
Mooch: Dude I heard you were having a party.
You: Not really a party. Just some guys coming over to watch the game.
Mooch: Sweet I'll be there at 2.
You: Ok, but just so you know its B.Y.O.F.S. cause I'm not buying any shit for you!
You: Not really a party. Just some guys coming over to watch the game.
Mooch: Sweet I'll be there at 2.
You: Ok, but just so you know its B.Y.O.F.S. cause I'm not buying any shit for you!
by BOHICA2010 October 16, 2008
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