A.B.H.D

Anything But Homework Disorder. It is characterized by compulsive need to come up with things to do in order to avoid doing the school work. Many high school and college students suffer from this condition.

Guy:"I have the A.B.H.D."
Girl:"Oh..."
Guy:"Yes Anything But Homework Disorder. I hate that class."

by N0C0D3 June 11, 2011

C.S.A.B.H.

Can't Shit Anywhere But Home (C.S.A.B.H.) is a disease that plagues millions of Americans. It haunts our nation and there is really no cure. We just have to embrace that fact that some people cannot shit in public.

"Yo man, I have to go home and shit."

"Why dude? You can use my bathroom."

"No, I C.S.A.B.H."

by spiderman saves the day April 15, 2008

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

H.B.A

the hardest bitches alive, they are the best, and lots of people wish to be them, no one knows when or who they'll get next so stay back or your gonna be 6ft deep.

yea baby im H.B.A material

by mz o March 2, 2008

H.A.B.

Hoe ass bitch

I know that H.A.B. did not just block me!

by the_finest_of_them_all June 16, 2017

C.P.A.B.H

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.

For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

by Professor Brando March 9, 2010