MC Bassman

The biggest baddest MC in the drum and bass/jungle scene. Bassman used To be a part of the shadow demon coalition (SDC) alongside Trigga and Shaydee but any real fan knows he is the original shadow demon.

However everyone knows his most defining feature is his middle finger this is raver folklore it’s length is unknown some claim it even grows in length depending on how filthy the tune is some claim not even bass himself knows as no instrument of measurement exists that big.

Yo did you see that MC Bassman set last night had my jaw swinging

MC Bassman by DoingTheMost May 11, 2020

need-to-know basis 

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

need-to-know basis by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004

no name basis 

When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.

Man: "Honey, I'm home!"
Woman: "Hey baby, how was your day?"
Man: "It was great sweetheart."
Woman: "What's my name?"
Man: "Ummmmmmmmm..... sweetheart?"
Woman: "What, are we on no name basis now?"

no name basis by Rothdaddy November 9, 2008

first name basis 

When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.

I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.

first name basis by Jim The Clown Hater August 11, 2007

BaoIsm 

BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.

BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.

BaoIsm by Epic Phail October 7, 2008

Bagism 

A world where no one looks at your lifestyle, the color of your skin, or your gender to judge you, just like if everyone was covered with a bag.

John Lennon Started Bagism

Bagism by William Rutledge April 22, 2006

bisism 

Bisism, created by Grandma Carol, is racism among bison. Anti-bisism is not supporting bisism. People who are Bisist are racist towards bison.

“Don’t be bisist !” “Bisism is bad!”

bisism by The anti-bisism foundation October 20, 2020