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It is the area of a man's body located between the balls and the anus. Likened to the chode, or taint; and more affectionately referred to as "the gooch". This area becomes a baenus when it is protruding. Such protrusions can result from lack of sack, or the overall inability to maintain any semblance of testicular fortitude.
His baenus is so swollen because his woman won't let him out of the house....and he won't tell her otherwise.
Baenus by AGallonOfMilk October 17, 2010
Related Words
bæn baenis Baen Baener Bængshot baenal Baenot BaenSster Baenus bæn the 3rd
A 'Baenot' is a person who you previously referred to as 'bae'. So, if something happened to damage that relationship, you would from then on resort to referring to them as the 'baenot'.
This could also be a word used instead of sarcastically saying 'oh look, here comes the bae' ... 'not'. However, it is most commonly used to refer to an 'ex-bae'
Aaron: Oh look Regina, here comes the bae
Regina: OMG Aaron, don't you mean the Baenot? I haven't spoken to Cady since she frickin got me run over by a bus.

baennisball 

The two player driveway game of baseball with a tennis ball; all MLB baseball rules apply with the exception of a tennis ball being used instead of a baseball.
In the game of baennisball, 1st base, 3rd base, and the home run fence will vary depending on the driveway and corresponding features of the property.
baennisball by Dutch, Billy, Dillon September 12, 2007
the combination of baby and penis - used to refer to someone's penis who doesn't have the guts to do something
Antoine- Woooooow thats crazy, why didnt he go for that chick?

Sean- He's a goon

Antoine- With a baenis!
baenis by bb.bebe.beba June 4, 2009
The amount of bae that one contains
Maisie has a large amount of baeness
baeness by baeness July 10, 2014

baengable 

Used to describe a friend you would bone the shit out of
She's not into him romantically but she thinks he's totally baengable
baengable by yung beef April 4, 2015