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Aztec Warrior

Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.
So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.
by JWR April 2, 2007
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aztec handjob

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.
"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"
by sisyphussy February 25, 2009
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Azteca

The culture of Mexico City, originating from the Aztec Indians. Someone who was born and raised in Mexico City.
I am a real Azteca warrior!
by isabellalynn February 20, 2010
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aztechy

Aztechy.

1. A piece of technology from the past.

2. A put down for old people.
3. When a piece of technology fails to work properly.
1. Omg! You use a fountain pen?? That's so aztechy!

2. Gawd you're so old you're practically

aztechy.

3. Ugh! my toaster burned my toast! What an aztechy piece of crap!
by Tyranamobius Rex May 19, 2017
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Aztec Warrior

These are warriors from the ancient times in mexico who posseses the ability to accomplish great physical feats. They are sound in body and mind. A modern example of such is exemplified in Jeremiah. This warrior can rip any humans spine out through their ass and not even try to.
Usually thier moto is "Fuck with us and well put you to rest cus we don't fuck around, disrespect me and its a must you die, don't give a fuck cus is smokin to the brain and im feelin high you wanna talk shit ese dont even try "
Holy shit jeremiah is a fuken aztec warrior.
by Quactemoc April 21, 2006
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Aztec Water Slide

While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)
I wouldnt kiss her stomic after i gave her that aztec water slide
by Feezley February 5, 2010
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de_aztec

One of the most overplayed, underskilled maps in the online world of Counter-Strike.
Omg Aztec again? Wtf we just played that...
by Ultramar November 18, 2003
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