The Key of Awesome 

A series of comedy music videos, both parodies and original

The Key of Awesome is hilarious.

The Key of Awesome by kubleeka May 24, 2011

5 seconds of awesome! 

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

5 seconds of awesome! by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010

Keeper Of The Awesome 

The 2nd in command of the world order. Right behind the 'Keeper Of The Universe...and stuff.'

The current 'Keeper Of The Awesome' is a guy from Australia commonly known as 'Jason Oberbichler', 'That Totally Awesome Dude Over There' and simply 'Jay'.

'Oh no-- My balance of awesome is like, totally unbalanced.'
'I'll call the 'Keeper Of The Awesome!'

Keeper Of The Awesome by Jacob Pantich September 12, 2005

boss of awesome sauce 

Being a boss of wesome sauce means you can practically rip a ninja in half before it can react. If you are one than you are on the same level as Chuck Norris.

It's like being a boss of the world. Chuck Norris is the only one who can say who is a Boss of awesome sauce.

boss of awesome sauce by EpicMAngo September 29, 2011

Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness

My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!

Vortex of Awesome by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013

bag of awesome 

Being more than awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!

bag of awesome by P-dizzle AKA Sister Sweetly April 9, 2008

council of awesome 

a group of an unknown amount of people, where the possibility of the awesome is endless and inevitable

It was amazing because the council of awesome was there

council of awesome by descent1114 April 14, 2008