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Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-
by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010
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autotragic

Alternate name for an automatic transmission. The substitution of "tragic" conveys the pointlessness, wastefulness, and ultimately, futility, of aforesaid transmission.

Users are doomed to a sad life of dullness and monotony; they posses no goal other than to get from point A to point B using the minimum of brainpower. There is no joy in their lives. A tragedy for our times.
The red Subaru WRX looked hot, until i realized it was an autotragic. I went home and cursed an uncaring god who has clearly forsaken us.
by ConcernedInCleveland February 8, 2007
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Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.
by B. Hanback May 21, 2008
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armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.
If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
by Silence November 9, 2003
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Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.
Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation
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automatic

The automatic transmission is the type of transmission that ALL dealerships THINK everyone wants.
Go to any auto dealership and find a car or truck without an automatic transmission in the model that YOU want with a manual transmission
by HunterXray March 9, 2007
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automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
by etilauqa December 5, 2011
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