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The Ashwins 

1. Those assholes who always get drunk at your parties, throw up on your furniture, fuck your friends, smoke cigarettes in your bathroom, and beat up their friends.

2. A punk rock band based out of Bethesda, MD. The Ashwins are often credited with the popularization, if not the creation, of the musical genre knowns as Prepcore. The band consists of five official members, although line-up changes have been made on occasion. The Ashwins' music is often heavily focused on underage drinking, drunk-driving, getting with girls, or all of the above.
On january 23, 2006, The Ashwins first and only album to date, THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT, was released on iTunes.
Formed officially in 2004, the band agreed to a hiatus in the summer of 2007 due to creative differences.
"You're wasted off your ass
But You're still stepping on the gas
Hope to god that you don't crash
But You're still driving faster"

-from "Your Kids Are Gonna LOVE it!" from THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT
The Ashwins by M. Connor April 21, 2008
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a wonderful boy with nice hair.
ashwin is a nice guy
ashwin by bapefakemois47 January 5, 2017
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Dirty Ashwin 

The act of laying your partner on the kitchen counter and raw dogging them until you both splurge at the same time. After which you use the cum, vaginal discharge, and sweat to sautée carrots which you both then eat over rice while simultaneously giving eachother handjobs under a blanket and watching madden gameplay with no commentary. You then both promptly go to sleep holding one another under a fuzzy blanket and wonder how long your relationship will last, fearing they'll leave you the very next day.
"Dude what did you do to that girl last night?"

"I gave her a dirty ashwin bro, can we talk? I need to vent."
Dirty Ashwin by Queestion February 19, 2023
The eggo. Has two left feet and is constantly spilling things and knocking things over. He has no knowledge of baking and will definitely set your kitchen on fire if you let him in. This asian boy is a smart cookie, has the world at his feet and is annoyingly good looking. Speaking of cookies, he loves cookies and ice cream BUT DONT GIVE HIM TOO MANY OR HE WILL GO MORE HYPER THAN A KOALA ON BEROCCA!! He is an entertaining soul and won't stop until he gets the job done. He is always there for you, so keep him around because he's kinda cool.
Ashwin is a gem.
Ashwin by no1asia August 20, 2018

Ashwingwerblada

Fuck, Shit or any other profanity substitute.

It can also be Used as a compliment.
Hey pal. guess what i did to you mom last night. thats right i Ashwingwerblada'd her ass off!
Ashwingwerblada by Log70 June 19, 2010
Ashwina is a name generally used for people who are weird and cool! They have a good sense of humour in lame jokes!
Prannav loves Ashwina way too much
Ashwina by Lobster! July 19, 2019