Skip to main content

Aunt Jemima

Share definition
Aunt Jemima is here, so nothing for you tonight.
by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006
Flag
mugGet the Aunt Jemima mug.

Aunt Jemima

Share definition
A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.
It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!
by kuckapoo December 14, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Aunt Jemima mug.

Aunt Jemima

Share definition
a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.
Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.

I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.
by Christian Dileo January 17, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Aunt Jemima mug.

Aunt Jemima

Share definition
A religion that has come a long way with the Stwabewweeh Empire over many years. We as Jemimimians have many genders such as Inflatable Raft and Jelly Filled Doughnut.
by xXX_HAXOR_MLG_420_XXx February 23, 2017
Flag
mugGet the Aunt Jemima mug.

Aunt Jemima

Share definition
The act of locking a girl in a closet for a period of 5-24 hours, after said lock up, one ejaculates onto pancakes and offers them to the girl. The girl should be so hungry that she eats them.
by sicknastymn July 16, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Aunt Jemima mug.

Aunt Jemima

Share definition
Typically used in replacement of the ever so popular "Thats What She Said" saying.
"It was so hard"
"Aunt Jemima"
by =] Jess And Britt February 22, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Aunt Jemima mug.

aunt jemima

Share definition
aint ya mama, aunt jemima, aint ya daddy *TAZER*
hey wanna see this funny video? AUNT JEMIMA
by bigstickypersononthebeach November 20, 2019
Flag
mugGet the aunt jemima mug.