Special Auditor

Not a normal auditor, a special auditor takes auditing to a whole new level of competence.

These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.

Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: You're a special auditor!

Person B: Oh ok. smiles

by FergusK October 10, 2011

auditor

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.

I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation

by shawn69 June 25, 2006

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

Autotourette Syndrome

The spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while operating a motor vehicle

Autotourette Syndrome kicked in and I shouted, "That fucking asshole just swerved into my lane and cut me off!"

by Rhalunen September 23, 2009

auditoryhallucinations

hearing voices inside your head that don't go away

"Amy has auditoryhallucinations so sometimes she likes to be left alone but most of the time she needs help to get rid of it"

by that one brunette August 4, 2015

Auditusexual

A person being attracted to vocals of someone

"Oh so you are only attracted only to persons voice? You must be auditusexual!"

by Wendigo November 14, 2021

auditorily

when a sound is so far on the spectrum of good to bad that you need an adverb version of “auditory”

“I was just auditorily assaulted by an ASMR video”

by theboxedbug November 10, 2022