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Hi, your post has been removed. If you're wondering why this is, there's a few possibilities. First, please make sure to read the stickied post on what qualifies as a 'jerk' -- your submission should either be ironic in some way or make fun of the main subreddit somehow. If it does neither of these, we reserve the right to remove your post at any time. If your post was very low effort (i.e. an unedited screenshot or picture of the game), this is likely why it was removed. While your post was deemed inappropriate for this subreddit, please feel free to post any memes over in /r/AceAttorneyMemes, which is much less selective in regards to submission content.
Hi, your post has been removed. If you're wondering why this is, there's a few possibilities. First, please make sure to read the stickied post on what qualifies as a 'jerk' -- your submission should either be ironic in some way or make fun of the main subreddit somehow. If it does neither of these, we reserve the right to remove your post at any time. If your post was very low effort (i.e. an unedited screenshot or picture of the game), this is likely why it was removed. While your post was deemed inappropriate for this subreddit, please feel free to post any memes over in /r/AceAttorneyMemes, which is much less selective in regards to submission content.
by Pidgeomn January 3, 2023
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A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)
Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.
Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.
Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.
Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.
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Naturally, there are bad attorneys, just as all priests don't molest little boys. There are mechanisms in place to ensure that even attorneys accused of misconduct are given the same fair tribunal that everyone else is entitled to before being suspended or disbarred.
Attorneys are some of the most powerful people in the nation: they can defend citizens to prevent them losing their property, liberty, and even their very lives. Some of the more prominent attorneys in the United States were its founding fathers. Others fought for the emancipation of slaves, voting rights for women and minorities, desegregation of public schools and facilities, and the very freedom to call them assmonkeys. Before opening your ignorant mouth in the future and engaging in a "lawyer joke," consider where the nation would be without them. For better or worse, we would not be a civilized society without them.
This definition applies primarily to United States attorneys, and not so much to my learned brethren across the pond, namely barristers and solicitors.
Naturally, there are bad attorneys, just as all priests don't molest little boys. There are mechanisms in place to ensure that even attorneys accused of misconduct are given the same fair tribunal that everyone else is entitled to before being suspended or disbarred.
Attorneys are some of the most powerful people in the nation: they can defend citizens to prevent them losing their property, liberty, and even their very lives. Some of the more prominent attorneys in the United States were its founding fathers. Others fought for the emancipation of slaves, voting rights for women and minorities, desegregation of public schools and facilities, and the very freedom to call them assmonkeys. Before opening your ignorant mouth in the future and engaging in a "lawyer joke," consider where the nation would be without them. For better or worse, we would not be a civilized society without them.
This definition applies primarily to United States attorneys, and not so much to my learned brethren across the pond, namely barristers and solicitors.
John: "What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?"
Jeff: "I don't know."
John: "One is a bottom-feeder, and the other is a catfish."
Jeff: "You are an ignorant idiot worthy of my wrath, but before I unleash it, go to www.urbandictionary.com and educate yourself on what attorneys really are, fucktard."
Jeff: "I don't know."
John: "One is a bottom-feeder, and the other is a catfish."
Jeff: "You are an ignorant idiot worthy of my wrath, but before I unleash it, go to www.urbandictionary.com and educate yourself on what attorneys really are, fucktard."
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