Noun: Any seemingly innocent item purchased at most supermarkets often incorporated into acts of beastiality, most commonly with cows.
George's mom thought he was just buying a dozen cucumbers, when really he was investing in aooters in preparation for the evenings antics in the cow pasture.
by Simon Cows July 6, 2009
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Get the i've got a bad feeling aboot this mug.A word meaning 'about' said by eastern Canadians, the Scots (well, southern Scots anyway) and parts of north-east England.
One of the greatest words that isn't in the English language.
One of the greatest words that isn't in the English language.
"What's this aboot?"
by shiieru November 13, 2003
Get the aboot mug.Awootism is a fatal form of being a furry. Symptoms include:
1. Wearing fursuits
2. Using the emoticon "uwu" or "OWO"
3. Creating art of anthropomorphized animals
4. Referring to themselves in the third person
5. Use of asterisks to denote action in conversation
6. Use of internet shorthand
7. Performing animal roleplay in inappropriate situations
8. Spending exorbitant amounts on anything furry to feed the disease
1. Wearing fursuits
2. Using the emoticon "uwu" or "OWO"
3. Creating art of anthropomorphized animals
4. Referring to themselves in the third person
5. Use of asterisks to denote action in conversation
6. Use of internet shorthand
7. Performing animal roleplay in inappropriate situations
8. Spending exorbitant amounts on anything furry to feed the disease
Cindy: * CindyCorn cuddles against ur flubby tail uwu*
Jessica: Ahh man, I think Cindy has Awootism. What makes it worse is that she just spent all her money on that fursuit.
Jessica: Ahh man, I think Cindy has Awootism. What makes it worse is that she just spent all her money on that fursuit.
by i know you love me but do you August 7, 2018
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I love my job as an attotney. Nothing better to do on a Monday then sit around with my coffee and racism, and intimidate young girls and women.
Don will really like this mildly inappropriate photo. Colonel hot body likes ‘Em young!!
Don will really like this mildly inappropriate photo. Colonel hot body likes ‘Em young!!
by Neo Marxist July 28, 2020
Get the attotney mug.When you and your friend are both autistic and your brains synchronise, like Bluetooth. This also works with autistics in range of each other but it is less powerful.
Rando: “Wait guys don’t leave me!”
You and friend: “Guys! Guys! Guys!” (referencing a specific video)
You and friend: “That was autoothbluetism :)”
You and friend: “Guys! Guys! Guys!” (referencing a specific video)
You and friend: “That was autoothbluetism :)”
by mister.sexyman March 11, 2023
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