atomic-budloo

A mistake by which when you have a girl eating out of the palm of your hand you make a rediculous Howard Dean-like comment, thereby cockblocking yourself.

I was about to get laid and then I pulled an atomic-budloo and jokingly told the girl I had a tiny penis. FML.

by TheMan2731 January 14, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.

Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad

by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019

atomic flush

Usually in a work place or school, Children/Adults get together and go to the bathrooms, and flush the toilets simultaneously

Cop: So How did the Pipes blow up?
Plumber: Some Nuckle head Kids did the Atomic Flush

by Marblealmond56 June 7, 2018

Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.

Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!

by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010

Atomic Shit

A large shit that makes a nuclear explosion of biblical proportions causing vaporizing of all matter within 200 yds following the pinching off a monstrous turd.

Detective: Why is this house vaporized, Fire Chief?
Fire Chief: Well sir, it looks like we have another case of an Atomic Shit this week.
Detective: I suspect someone within the household visited a spicy, Mexican restaurant within the past 24 hours.

by TheLargestShitInHistory December 28, 2010

Atomic Houdini

A combination of an Atomic Wedgie and Houdini. A demeaning sex act where the male partner pulls the female's underwear over her head, temporarily incapacitating her and allowing his accomplice to secretly resume in his stead. Shortly thereafter, the original party appears at the window and reveals the deception.

Me and my bro totally pulled an Atomic Houdini on this chick last night. She didn't even see it coming!

by calls em like i see em August 16, 2021

atomic diarrhea

Very bad diarrhoea
When you attempt to go to the toilet and as soon as your dirty eye spys the toilet bowl the entire contents of your bowel empty before your backside hits the toilet seat.

Oh my God, who destroyed the toilet?" "sorry mate I've got atomic diarrhea

by sug172 October 15, 2010