Assload

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

by Just Too Much March 29, 2010

cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

by Gordo June 5, 2003

assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

Aulona

Aulona is hot and sexy but also the Most thoughtful and kind person you will ever meet. She is an angel on the inside and on the outside. She has A VERY low self-esteem and can't seem to realize that any Guy would be the luckiest man Alive to have her.

"look at that hot Girl over there, who is that?"

"I'M pretty sure that's aulona, man she is sexy"

by Michelle Lucas carpenter December 11, 2016

Asslofter

When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.

James - Why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

Willis - İ had a asslofter

by CheapFiction June 11, 2010

aulona

Aulona is a nice girl ,who loves going out on adventures. She is a loyal person and loves eating noodles. In addition she is sometimes a little bit selfish. Nobody can say no to Aulona, so she can achieve a lot!

Be like Aulona

by Iknowthemall January 3, 2017

Assloaf

Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.

Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?

by Tophizzle April 16, 2005