Astral Projaculated

Originally formed from the word “Astral Projection”

The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).

(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")

Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."

Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."

by gods_secretary June 24, 2011

Astral Metal

Although it is not an official category, it would refer to a subgenre within heavy metal which aims to take the listener into an emotional journey, using, to do so, many distinct musical influences, from Ambience music to black/death/doom metal. "Astral Metal" was first used to refer to Maudlin of the Well (maudlin of the Well) as for their genre, but the Encyclopaedia Metallum and Metalstorm, among countless other metal websites, list them under "Avant-Garde Metal".

maudlin of the Well is (or isn't) Astral Metal.

by Poltergeist June 22, 2012

astral alien

Song immortalized by the old school dancing of the coolest kid at the middle school social in the wildly popular GI Joe PSA

"Dayummm. these beats (by Astral Alien) are so fresh!! Ssssnep!

by Body Massage January 25, 2008

astral cucking

When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town

Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.

"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"

by Falsifications January 31, 2020

Astral Apparel

That clothing brand ran by crazy aliens. They showed up on Earth in a UFO with merch to sell 3 years ago.

I bought Astral Apparel from an Alien last week, but I dont have any shoes to match my outift.

by thegodamnwizard November 23, 2021

Astral projection

The feeling of being out of your own body, spiritually.

Bro I came so hard last night, I almost experienced an Astral Projection

by Thatonehotdude February 17, 2022

Astral Trinity

Astral Trinity is the God of Everything and Head of the Trinity Clan. He is the person who created Astralism, the study and Worship of Astral himself.

Astral Trinity is by far the best person I've met.
Astral Trinity, a God of Everything, the Head of the Trinity Clan, and many more.

by Darth Deceptious August 11, 2018