by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
Get the Vocal Cord Asteroidmug. An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
Get the cum guzzeling asteroid cuntmug. When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering
by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022
Get the Pussy Asteroidmug. In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD March 10, 2012
Get the Asteroid Carpetmug. When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”
by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022
Get the Pussy Asteroidmug. a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name
Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break
by ninja guitar September 18, 2014
Get the asteroidsmug. The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.
“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the Asteroid Gucci beltmug.