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Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions
OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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Pussy Asteroid

When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering
She felt like a shower after taking in that Pussy Asteroid
by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022
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Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.
In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD March 10, 2012
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Pussy Asteroid

When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”
by Sunshower NC November 22, 2022
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asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name
Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break
by ninja guitar September 18, 2014
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Asteroid Gucci belt

The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.
“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
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