aster

The opposite of disaster.

Fred: My day sucks.
John: Really? I'm loving today, it's been aster.

by JSpades February 27, 2011

aster

the most amazing human being to ever exist, he is so perfect, the coolest and the kindest person you’ll ever meet, you can fall in love with him at first sight and it’s humanly impossible to hate or dislike aster

“Aster is so hot broo”

“fr”

by dainegamimg69 November 27, 2021

To Aster

The act of mass rabbit murdering, also known as rabbit genocide. Usually related to the mobile game "Sword Art Online: Memory Defrag" which allows to do just that, cruel rabbit slaying.

It's double drop campaign guys, time to aster!

by movildima December 15, 2017

aster

This is a diversion method used in public restrooms. While on the toilet seat one uses both feets to tap-dance like Fred Aster, which acts like a noise camouflage/diversion. google boy fresko fat

In shame at the john's, having some fresko fat's, I has to do an aster to cover the noise.

by Marky Mark October 7, 2003

Asterated

a new word that zion made up. means to think that someone is talking about your dad and they are not

i feel asterated don’t talk about him

by noahhayes November 10, 2019

Asterous

Aster means something bad so a disaster is something good

This is asterous

by Dictionary man to da rescue February 27, 2019

Aster's penis

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

by Asterical March 31, 2018